Ada dua orang cewek yang sedang jalan jalan di alon2 kota. Mereka sangat lapar tapi tidak pinya uang buat beli makanan. Dari kejauhan ada satu kios kecil yang sedang buka. Salah satu dari cewek itu puny aide. “ mereka mau ngerjain pedagang itu dengan menyamar menjadi petugas BPOM”. Akhirnya mereka bergerak dan berhasil makan tanpa bayar.
Anne : do you fell hungry?
Girl : yes I do. But I don’t have any money now. My parents don’t send me money yet.
Anne : Yee never mind. I have a good idea. Look to the boy there. I think he is a stupid guy.
Girl : So, what do you want to do for him? Ooo I know what you are thinking about? Oo I know, but we did not do for a long time..
Anne : It is ok. We can try again. Let’s go!!
Anne : Excuse me sir. . (Look around)
Boy : Can I help you madam?
Anne : Oh no. I just check your merchandising. What it is? (sabil mencicipi)
Sir : It is cripik from Madura. It is very delicious madam.
Anne : Oh ya? But it is bad taste. You lie to me.
Girl : Are sure? The seller said that is delicious
Anne : Yes of cause! You may try if you don’t believe me. (sambil makan)
The seller lied for us.
Girl : Oya. It is bad taste, Very bad taste. I never eat it before. (sambil makan). You lied to us. What do you call this snack sir?
Boy : I call it kripik Madura madam, because it is from Madura.
Anne : You may not sell this snack sir. Because it is bad taste and already expired. There is no symbol HALAL in your snack from MUI. It can be HAROM food. It is forbidden to be sold here. If you still sell this snack, I’ll call police to catch you. You know! We are BPOM members. We will check all of your food today. And you tried to lie to us one time.
Boy : I am sorry madam. I don’t know that snack has already expired. I’ll change whit the new one. I think that snack is still new. I am sorry madam. I am sorry (ketakutan)
Girl : Yes you have to change with the new one. Or we will take all of your food. If you don’t believe you can try this snack.
Boy : I am sorry, I am fasting madam. You may take this snack madam if you want
Anne : Ok thank you very much, yet we have to check all of your foods today.
Girl : how about this one? (memeriksa roti) what it is? Where is it from?
Boy : It is bread madam but I don’t know where it is from?
Anne : I know it is bread but why you sell this bread?
Boy : What’s wrong madam?
Anne : Wow it is dangerous. You have to know it is from China. You should not sell food from other countries. You may sell any food from Indonesia. We love Indonesian product (sambil makan). There are many dangerous foods from China. Our government forbid us to consume china‘s food even to sell it.
Boy : I am sorry madam, I don’t know madam. Please don’t bring me to prison, don’t call the police. I have a big family. I have two wives and 3 daughters and 5 sons. And I am sure and no doubt, they cannot life without me as the father. (takut dan sedih). Please forgive me madam!! You may take or eat the food if you want.
Girl : No no,, please don’t cry. We won’t bring you to the prison and we won’t call the police. We just do our work.
Boy : OK.Thank you madam. God bless you.
Anne : Okay. Emmm. You know I have something to sell. This is for seller. It is called JIMAT KEBERUNTUNGAN. If you have this jimat, you will get luckiness in your life. I got it from my teacher years ago. And I am always lucky. And I think you need it for your luckiness.
Boy : Oh ya. How much does it cost?
Anne : It is only one thousand for you
Boy : Okey deal.
Girl :(secara tiba2) Stop!!! I want this jimat too. And I’ll pay 2 thousand
Boy :(menawar) 3 thousand. Mereka berdua saling tinggi-tingian harga hingga akhirnya terjual kepada Boy dengan harga 55 thousand.
Anne : Okey. Sold !!! congratulation.(give the jimat to the boy). I hope this Jimat will help you to get your luckiness. Oya We have to go to check others. Good luck.(lalu pergi)
Setelah mereka berdua pergi dengan gembira karna dapat makan gratis dan
sudah punya uang. Tinggallah sang pedagang yang kena tipu oleh dua orang
cewek yang sedang kelaparan. Pedagang itu masih bingung terhadap apa yang
terjadi padanya. Dia tidak percaya kalo dagangannya tidak enak dan sudah kadar
luarsa. Dia mau mencicipinya tapi dia sedang puasa. Untuk mengabulkan rasa
penasarannya akhirnya dia mencicipi makanannya satu persatu-satu, dan ternyata
rasanya enak dan tidak kadar luarsa. Dia mulai sadar kalo ternyata dia sedang di
tipu oleh 2 cewek tadi.
Boy : are the girls from BPOM? Are the foods expired?(bingung). I’ll try the taste but I am fasting. What should I do? (finally) the boy eat the food and he realize that he was cheated by the girls. He is very sad.
Pesan moral : jangan mudah percaya kepada orang yang belum kenal baik atau yang baru dikenal
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